Friday, February 24, 2006

Penny Ryder's Pal Tobermory


Presenting the latest comic from DCJ - Tranny the Power Horse. The story is unique in its ballistic simplicity - Tobermory, the loyal equine companion of Pony School's Penny Ryder, is granted mystical superhuman powers when he is visited by the ghost of King Arthur whilst visiting Stonehenge as part of a history excursion-cun-riding lesson. Imbued with the amphropomorphic trans-gender powers of speach, cognitive reasoning and the ability to fly, like his owner Penny he is dedicated to just one thing - protecting Great Britain. Under the tutilage and guidance of Arthur's deceased spirit, Toby will begin a journey round the globe to prevent an occult catastrophe of apocalyptic proportions that has been millennia in the planning...

The first issue in the 'Golden Warriors of Troy' story arc sees Toby travelling to San-Francisco, and setting up a front as transexual private investigator Paris DuCraine, in a deadly war of nerves with the local drug-pushers who are headed by the sinister shaggy form of Bigfoot Bill, the Yeti-Czar of Old Frisco Bay. PLUS, exclusive to this issue, the tragic and never told before origin story of Tobermory...believe me readers, this will be a story that you MUST NOT MISS! Just make sure you have plenty of kleenex on standby...there won't be a dry eye left in the house...!

Expect explosive action, street-bound justice and hot female impersonator hi-jinx in a comicbook near you soon...and we promise that ONE CHARACTER WILL DIE IN THIS ISSUE!! Would we lie to you...?

Excelsior to you gentle reader, and 'till next time...'nuff said!

Entertaining Ed
Beguiling Bryan

8 Comments:

Blogger Bolt-01 said...

?!?

7:17 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah piddy da fool!

9:54 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Heh heh heh, very funny. But why has he got breasts?

12:32 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will this be out for Bristol?

12:37 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Breasts on bloke = Tranny, I guess...

history excursion-cun-riding lesson - What's a 'cun' then???

I hope this doesn't distract too much from the realism of Pony School...maybe this would be better set in a 'WTF Pony School Universe', similar to the What If...? worlds.

I wan't more of the 'satirical' beauty that is Pony School...

1:23 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That look very good. One day I hope to read it if I am allowed to read boys comics on my own.
A horse with breasts is not so unusual, but they do not look like that. It sometimes happens when you put steroids in them too much. Do not tell anyone!

1:55 pm  
Blogger Richmond A Clements said...

You couldn't make it up.

5:49 pm  
Blogger Ed said...

Who are all you people? This is all in my mind, isn't it? I knew they never took me off my meds in the asylum...

11:14 pm  

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